- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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