- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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