- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

what's black and can't swim?

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

David Cameron

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

What's the new green? Green

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

whats brown and booky a book.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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