One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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