- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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