- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

What's up? Your time.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Justin Bieber

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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