what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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canadians

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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