- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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