There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Joke

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

im not food

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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