- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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