Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Penis

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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