Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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I love alchohol!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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