A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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