What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Oh, right

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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