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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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