- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Go away still nothing to see

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Smeg...

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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