Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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