What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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