- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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