On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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