- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Im cute hehehee

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

knock knock

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

I shot a bitch.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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