What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

binladin walks into the american seals

your mama so old, shes dead.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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