- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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