- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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