- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

i killed my family

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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