- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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