Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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