- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Women's rights

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

A mormon walks into a bar.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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