- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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