- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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