what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Mogok Papiti.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Firgen and the blung brigade

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

feminine literature

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Terraria

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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