- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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