A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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