A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Penis

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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