- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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