- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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