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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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