- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Not a joke.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

XD Jackass.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Kys

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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