A man was shot. He died.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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