Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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sky's sty

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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I once did something.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Anti Joke

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