- Anti Joke

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.