Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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