What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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