Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Face...the other white meat!

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What comes after 69? 70

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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hey hey apple

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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