- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

123 f*ck off

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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