- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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