- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

black people swimming

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