- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Okay, after this one then...

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

I don't believe in giraffes.

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