- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Knock knock It's open, come in

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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