- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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