a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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