- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

I? Everett

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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