- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Know what's funny? Jokes.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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