- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

Wats rong with yo leg.....

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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