A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Feminism

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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Pickles are powerful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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