- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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