why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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