How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Okay, after this one then...

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

I don't believe in giraffes.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

richard is fag

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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