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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

a man walked into a bar....

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.