What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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