I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Knock knock It's open, come in

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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