What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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