What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What is both bold and brash? Fox

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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