A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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My mom

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HOLY COW!

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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