- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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