- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A black person dies.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

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