- Anti Joke

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.