What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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