- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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