- Anti Joke

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.