- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

I like the color potato.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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