what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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National security?

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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