- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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