- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Women's Rights

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

My Boyfriend

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Poop

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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