- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's Rights

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

My Boyfriend

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Poop

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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