Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

I once did something.

u know whats a crime? rape

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

It was a beautiful day. Face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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