- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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