- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

What did the old man say? Im old

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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