What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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