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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Christ is a conspiracy

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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