- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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