What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Bob Saget

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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