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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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