- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

I used to know what alzheimers was

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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