whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Anti Joke

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