- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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