What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Black people being friendly.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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autsim

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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