- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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