What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

haha black people :D

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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