- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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