- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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