- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

One, two, three, four and five

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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