- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

whats yellow after cani...nathan

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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