Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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