- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Albert your flies undone.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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