Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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