There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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Mogok Papiti.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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