roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

John Cena

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

White men's rights

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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