Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

snowglobe

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

kieran is a homosexual

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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