- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

mitchell palmer sucks

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

whats gay and american? a gay american

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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