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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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