Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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