- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

whats 1 + 1? 2

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

why is pie good. because it just is.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??