What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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