Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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Anti Joke

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