A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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poop.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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