- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

I once did something.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

u know whats a crime? rape

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Women's rights.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

WNBA

sucks Syntax...

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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