Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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im gay

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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