what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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