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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

justin beiber sucks

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

someone jumped off a bridge he died

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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