- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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