A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

why is pie good. because it just is.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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